Schmear Campaign - Cheese Spreader california souvenir ring We've kept the relief crisp

We've kept the relief crisp and the edges smooth

we all know you're the favorite-it's just nice to have proof in ornament form

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Schmear Campaign - Cheese Spreader california souvenir ring We've kept the relief crispThe Schmear Campaign Hand Stamped Vintage Cheese Schmearer for Charcuterie Forget politics this is the only campaign worth voting for. Stamped with "Schmear Campaign," this vintage cheese spreader brings unapologetic humor to your charcuterie board. Perfect for brie, goat, cream cheese, or whatever dairy democracy you're running, it's handmade from upcycled silverware, stamped by hand so no two pieces campaign the same way. Equal parts rustic charm